Take a look at what I did late this afternoon...
Nooooo, I didn't glue candy hearts to my tootsies!
That's Photoshopped due to my fugly, non-pedicured foot.
See the middle toe? The pretty shades of red and gray?
Yep, I broke it. Either that or a really bad fracture.
It hurts like the dickens, and is still swelling up and getting darker by the hour. Smashed it into the corner of one of our armoires on my way to the closet.
Gads, I must really like you people to plaster a pic of my reptilian foot up there for the world to see! ;-)