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Monday, September 21, 2009

Rate My Junk, Tuesday Edition.....


Welcome one and all to the decidedly
white trash version of HGTV's  Rate My Space!
This is a follow-up to yesterdays post wherein I bragged shamelessly
about all the swell swag I confiscated for my booth.
Ready for some more gloating AND the opportunity
to tell me just exactly what you think of my finds without impunity??

Alrighty then, let's get goin'!

First up:


Awesomely creepy little girl doll! Not creepy enough, you say?
Hmmmm, okay, tough audience....
Here's some of her kin just down the way:



Now that's what I'm talkin' about!
You know the whole decorating-with -creepy-doll-heads thing 
we've all been doing forever?
Ever wonder what happened to the rest of said dolly?

Well, wonder no longer! 
Fiona and Twig considers it our civic duty to answer these 
vexing questions which keep you awake at night. Here they be!
Oh my stars, you guys would've gone into an apoplectic fit 
if you'd toured this fab Field of Junk Dreams with me yesterday!
Where oh where to begin?
Feast your eyes....


What the hey??!!
Stroller for 4?
Kiddie-park ride?
No child restraints/seatbelts?
Wheeeee!!!!!

In keeping with our slightly macabre kiddie theme, 
walk another row over and you are met with this:



Do you have to ask twice if I'm going back for this???
And just in time for Halloween, too.
I'm wondering if the genteel locals are going to "get" my 
Curious Sofa-esque Halloween vignette?

Round the corner and all of this 
is pretty much ripe for the taking (dirt, dirt cheap prices!):


I'm in serious love with the garden lounger and birdcage.

As per yesterdays post, I'm breaking up my plentious finds 
from this weekend into several posts, but here's something 
on the more kid-friendly end of the spectrum.

Look y'all, it's Muff's Toybox!!!



Beats me who "Muff" is, but Aunt Jane and Uncle Scottie 
sure did think he was swell...





If I divulged just how cheaply I procured this toy box, 
you might just have to resort to calling me naughty names, 
so let's just say it was decidedly non-spendy and leave it at that.

Coming up on my next edition of Rate My Junk:

Life, Death and a Foe Defeated.
Clear as mud?
Good. I loves me a cliffhanger.  ;-)

'Night All,
Anne


10 comments:

common ground said...

OK Anne dear, I needed a good laugh and I can always be sure to find one here with you! Are you planning a "House of Horrors" for Halloween at your new spot? I think you could put together a really insane baby doll parts display after seeing all that. Ha ha!
I'm still home feeling like doggy-do, and waiting to find out what's best to do. I have a dr. appt. on Thurs. morning. It may be a long week, blah.
Keep me laughing girl, and thankyou, Sweetie, for the prayers.
Debra

Lori said...

what a fun post!!! i love your sense of humor...i have to say that i love that doll...i think she is adorable...it sounds like you have really good junking there...

Chrissy said...

Your a hoot!!! Love this post and all the humor in it,all the best,Chrissy

red.neck chic said...

Oh my goodness - thank you for the morning laugh!!! What a great way to start my day! LOLOL

Thank You for visiting me - YOUR blog is a blast and you now have a new lurker! haha!

Have a wonderful Tuesday morning!!!
:-) robelyn

Nice and Easy Antiques said...

We love the doll...actually Clara hates the doll (she thinks that those dolls are definitely too creepy!)but I love it!...We both love the square metal basket on the ground and the metal bird cage in serious need of extra love and a good home to go to...We can also see the potential in the lounger!! Keep them coming!

Anonymous said...

I just found a glider at an estate sale very cheap. I had it sand blasted and powsercoated and it is one of the best things I have ever bought.

Primitiques 'n Poetry said...

Look at all your goodies! What a find, that place with the cheap stuff. Hussy. Sooo, if it's Tuesday, what the heck am I doing in front of the computer when I should be packing? We leave in the morning, ya know. Eeek! Double Eeek! ~Mindy

CollectIn Texas Gal said...

Be sure and get the RattyBuggy for the HeadlessDollies or at least the Dollies to fill Muff's Box. That'll give the kiddies a good scare when they open the toy box. Fun Post!

Krissy @ B.Inspired, Mama! said...

Aren't all old dolls just a little bit creepy? But I'd have to say, you definitely found the creepiest! Thanks for visiting me a B.Inspired Mama!

Cammie said...

WHere were you shopping at? Looks like my kind of place!

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