If you've persevered and trudged through my past two days worth of posts, you'll know that I need a little levity in the worst way possible. In short, I need a good laugh.
This is where you come in.
In my comments section, post your very best jokes. Long or short, corny or erudite, it doesn't matter a lick, just help me to crack a grin, emit a chuckle, blow milk outta my nose...
To make it fun, I'll select the one that tickles my funny bone the most, and at the end of the day (12/28/09), will select a winner.
I'll send ya a little sumpin' sumpin' via the USPS for your trouble if I choose you! Nothing grand, just fun.
Nope, no names drawn out of a hat, no random number generator, this is one contest where you have to earn your spoils!
The past few days has been either laugh or cry, and I choose to laugh.
Help me pulverize these lemons here into somethin' drinkable!